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I wonder how much truth is there in this??? =p

Inspired by the recent news after the toilet escape of Mas Selamat Kastari, www.TalkingCock.com Records presents- Wong Can Sing! Party Favourites Vol. 1

Hurry and grab yours today!

Album available at all major minor music stores! Ha ha…

WAH… not bad… Looks like even Ah Longs or loan sharks know how to capitalise on our inflation situation with their advertisement campaigns leh… =p

Ha ha…

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Singapore’s most wanted man, Mas Selamat Kastari is still on the loose.

If you have not heard or seen the latest update on the JI leader, here’s the poster to spot some of his many possible faces. 

So please be alert and keep a look out!

Ho ho ho… =p

Here are some funny jokes on romance and marriage to get us into the lighter mood of Valentine’s Day:

• Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
• A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
• Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
• Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
• When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
• First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
• A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
  And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.”
• Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

Chanced upon this online igod thingy where one gets to talk to “God” via MSN chat.

I think this is perfect for those who need an immediate answer from “Him”. But of course, it is not real lar…

It comes with a caution though, that “igod is meant to be used for fun, a sense of humour is recommended.”

Try igod here>>>

Check out “God’s” answer when you type: Are you a male or female?

Ha ha ha….

This funny clip warns us of what too much work in front of our workstation can do to us.

Have a good laugh.

Enjoy these fun and amusing facts from www.dailyfacts.org:

1. The concept of Boxing Day, which is on December 26th, was to give boxes of food and clothing to the poor. It is now viewed in some countries as a time to get merchandise from stores at reduced prices.

2. The company “Sony” was originally called “Totsuken.” They felt the name “Sony” would be easier to pronounce. The name was invented by a cross between the name “sonus” and “sonny.” The name sound and sonic are derived. Sonny was used to represent a young man or boy, which would show a energetic young company.

3. The colours yellow, red, and orange are used in fast food restaraunts because those are the colours that stimulate hunger.

4. The colour blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.

5. The coliseum in Rome was used regularly for about 400 years.

6. The coconut is the largest seed in the world.

7. The Coca Cola company offers more than 300 different beverages.

8. The CN Tower, in Toronto, is the tallest freestanding structure in the world with a height of about 553 metres.

9. The clown fish has the ability to change its sex. If a breeding female dies, the male fish will change its sex and mate with another male.

10. The city of Tokyo was originally called Edo.

11. The city of Seoul has been the capital city of Korea for more than 600 years.

12. The city of Nottingham in England was the first city to have Braille signs (signs for the blind) in its shopping malls for the blind.

13. The city of Las Vegas has the most hotel rooms in the world.

14. The city of Chicago has the only post office in the world where you can drive your car through.

15. The citric acid found in lemon juice is said to be able to dissolve a pearl

You heard of motivational posters, but have you heard of de-motivational ones??

I came across this site- www.despair.com and found some cold but hilarious de-motivators for those who prefer a different/rhetoric approach.

Here are some of my picks….

Talk about being encouraging. This one really inspires HOPE when you’re down and need to see the bigger picture =P

Good card to give to your partner on an anniversary or when you want to break up. Ha ha….

Best given to yourself to serve as a reminder to live with prudence.

And my personal favourite….

HA HA HA HA HA!!!