Here are some funny jokes on romance and marriage to get us into the lighter mood of Valentine’s Day:

• Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
• A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
• Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
• Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
• When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
• First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
• A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
  And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.”
• Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.