Some Jokes about Love and Marriage

With Valentine’s approaching, below are some jokes on love and marriage to set is in the mood amid the doom and gloom:

  • It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss
  • My wife and I always compromise; I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me
  • A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, the house wouldn’t be here!”
    The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money, I wouldn’t be here.”
  • When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why
    When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why
  • A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
    And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.”
  • The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once
  • First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
  • Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!
  • When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife
  • If you do NOT have a wife – You are missing Some thing in your life
    If you have a wife – You are missing So Many things in your life
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